Your real name: Jared
Age: 22
Height: 5' 11"
Natural hair colour: brown
Eye colour: brown/green
Skin color: light pink
Glasses/contacts?: glasses
Piercings: no
Tattoos: no
Braces: no
Mannerisms: Uhh... too many.
Other distinctive markings: The upper and lower halves of my torso are slightly different in color, it forms a lightning bolt down my chest, or an upside down pine tree.

FAVOURITE
Colour: Black and Red
Band: Mollygag, Helloween, Luca Turilli, etc.
Video game: Too many.
Book: too many.
Food: I like to eat.
Game on a cell phone: They have games?
CD: What?
Flower: What?
Scent: good
Animal: Dunno
Comic book: Iunno
Cereal: I like cereal.
Website: Uhh...
Cartoon: Cartoons are good.

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: Guitar, sort of.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Maybe, probably not.
Like to sing?: YEAH
Have a job?: Not once.
Have a cell phone?: Sure, I'll go with that.
Like to play sports?: Depends.
Have a crush on someone?: Not that I know of.
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Nope.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Yes, but one isn't connected to anything.
Have any special talents/skills?: Maybe?
Exercise daily?: Pfffffffffffft
Like school?: Sometimes.

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: Probably not.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Like a ballerina?
Speak any other languages?: Not fluently.
Go a day without food?: Barely.
Remember your dreams: A little.
Read music, not just tabs?: I never paid attention to that in guitar class.
Roll your tongue?: Alright, sounds good.
Eat a whole pizza?: Depends on the size of the pizza, its toppings, etc.

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: I won some cupcakes in my elementary school cake walk, but everyone won something.
Snuck out of the house?: Maybe.
Lied to get out of trouble?: Most definitely.
Had a computer crash?: Sure.
Gotten lost in your city?: I get lost leaving my court.
Seen a shooting star?: Maybe.
Been to any other countries?: I almost went to Canada, but I decided I'd rather nap in the hotel nest to Canada.
Had a serious surgery?: Don't believe so, unless my birthmark isn't a birth mark at all...
Stolen something important to someone else?: Maybe, I was fairly stupid as a kid.
Solved a rubiks cube?: I've touched a rubiks cube.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Maybe.
Cried over a girl?: Nope.
Cried over a boy?: Not yet.
Kissed a random stranger?: No.
Hugged a random stranger?: I was hugged by an old woman, but that was all her.
Been in a fist fight?: Nope.
Been arrested?: Nope.
Done drugs?: In highschool, interesting but not for me.
Had alcohol?: I didn't.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Milk makes me vomit.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Probably not.
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: I got pushed into it actually.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Actually, I went to class half a semester early.
Swore at your parents?: Yep.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: I haven't kicked a guy, but I've hit them with various items.
Been to a casino?: Yeah.
Ran over an animal and killed it?: I ran over snails with my bike.
Broken a bone?: Hairline fracture.
Gotten stitches?: Don't believe so.
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Probably not.
Made homemade muffins?: What constitutes "homemade"?
Bitten someone?: A number of people.
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Yes.
Burped in someone’s face?: Most likely.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: Last night?
Cried: Can't remember.
Went to the bathroom: Today.
Saw a movie in a theatre: Weeks?
Read a book: Days?
Had a snow day: Years ago, the Bay Area isn't exactly snow territory.
Had a party: I went to a party last Saturday.
Went to a doctor: Can't remember.
Tripped in front of someone: Hmmm....
Went to the grocery store: What's a grocery store?
Got sick: weeks?
Got cursed: Like voodoo?
Called someone: Uhh, days ago.

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Fruits.
Black/white: Black
Lights on/lights off: lights off.
TV/movie: Depends I suppose.
Body spray/lotion: Nope.
Cash/cheque: Cash please.
Pillows/blankets: Both.
Headache/stomach ache: Why would I want either!?
Paint/charcoal: Charcoal
Chinese food/Mexican food: Eh.
Summer/winter: Summer is warm, but winter brings gifts.
Snow/rain: Rain.
Fog/misty: Eh.
Rock/rap: Rock.
Meat/vegetarian: A bloody haunch of creature flesh still screaming!
Chocolate/vanilla: Choco.
Sprinkles/icing: What kind of icing?
Cake/pie: Cake.
Strawberries/blueberries: Ew.
Ocean/swimming pool: Pool.
Cookies/muffins: Depends.
Wallet/pocket: Pocket I suppose.
Window/door: What?
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Drop Dead Fred.
Pink/purple: Purple is the colour of royalty!
Cat/dog: Dog
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Long.
Pants/shorts: Pants.
Winter break/spring break: Awesome.
Spring/autumn: Eh.
Clouds/clear sky: Clouds.
Moon/mars: Moon.
Questions/Answers: Answers I guess.
War/Peace: Peace.

I...
Am: often hungry.
Want: skills in all that I do.
Need: Stuff.
Love: Stuff.
Hate: Stuff.
Feel: Partially full.
Did: something today.
Miss: Something?
Am annoyed by: my acne.
Would rather: be playing an awesome game, maybe.
Am tired of: uhh...
Will always: be hungry.

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: Symphonic Metal
What time is it now?: 11:39pm
How much money do you have right now?: $23?
Are you hungry right now?: Always.
What are you doing right now?: Eating and filling out a stupid journal.
Do you like parades?: Not near me.
Do you like the moon?: I guess it's alright.
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Continue eating and reading Real Life Comics.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: Possibly.
Cool?: It's relative.
Pretty?: Damn right!
Sarcastic?: No, not at ALL...
Lazy?: Hell yes bitch!
Hyper?: Occasionally.
Friendly?: Not especially.
Evil?: Nah.
Unforgettable?: I can't even remember.
Smart?: Maybe?
Strong?: Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
Talented?: In what?
Dorky?: That's what they say.

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: Too many pot heads.
Lonely: Blue.
Pen: Teller.
Flower: Smells
Window: glass
Psycho: Fun.
Brain freeze: Eh.
Strange: Eh.
Sassy: Eh.
Suffering: eh.
Art: eh.

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: Bleh
Run away?: Meh.
Curse at a teacher?: Probably not.
Not take a shower for a week?: Yeah, I could do that. O.<
Ask someone out? Asked the same person twice.
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: Nope.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: Hmmm
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Eh.
Go scuba diving?: Probably not.
Write a book?: Too much work.
Assemble a computer?: Probably.
Become a rock star?: Probably not.
Have a long-distance relationship?: Hehe.
Marry someone you don't know?: Why would you marry someone you don't know?

LAST QUESTIONS
What kind of computer do you have?: PC.
What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): College?
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: That would make a mess.
How many posters do you have in your room?: 5